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Seinfeld
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“kramer, you used to wear jeans all the time”
“i was a different man then….”
“with a different body 👀”
“you think i can’t wear jeans!? Ill go out and get some right now!!!”
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Cosmo Kramer from Seinfeld
If Cosmo Kramer (Seinfeld) was in Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire, which Great House of Westeros would they be part of or at least the most affiliated with?
House Targaryen
House Stark
House Lannister
House Baratheon
House Greyjoy
House Tully
House Arryn
House Martell
House Tyrell
Ways to approach the poll if the character isn’t a royal:
If you think they’d be from a smaller house, go with the Great House that that smaller house is sworn to (ex: House Manderly —> vote Stark)
They don’t have to be a nobleperson, they can be someone working for the house or being ruled by them. Roles could be a sworn-sword, a septa, a butcher, a blacksmith, or even a lowly peasant.
You can consider the region itself. For example, if you feel the character would be from Dorne, pick House Martell.
You can consider the personality of the character. For example, if your character is all about honor, then consider either House Arryn or House Stark.
Last, but not least, be creative with it! For example, there was a comment I read that the character who was the subject of the poll would be pulling a Littlefinger, so they went with either Lannister or Tyrell as that would be that character’s target houses.
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Elaine Benes from Seinfeld
If Elaine Benes (Seinfeld) was in Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire, which Great House of Westeros would they be part of or at least the most affiliated with?
House Targaryen
House Stark
House Lannister
House Baratheon
House Greyjoy
House Tully
House Arryn
House Martell
House Tyrell
Ways to approach the poll if the character isn’t a royal:
If you think they’d be from a smaller house, go with the Great House that that smaller house is sworn to (ex: House Manderly —> vote Stark)
They don’t have to be a nobleperson, they can be someone working for the house or being ruled by them. Roles could be a sworn-sword, a septa, a butcher, a blacksmith, or even a lowly peasant.
You can consider the region itself. For example, if you feel the character would be from Dorne, pick House Martell.
You can consider the personality of the character. For example, if your character is all about honor, then consider either House Arryn or House Stark.
Last, but not least, be creative with it! For example, there was a comment I read that the character who was the subject of the poll would be pulling a Littlefinger, so they went with either Lannister or Tyrell as that would be that character’s target houses.
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George Costanza from Seinfeld
If George Costanza (Seinfeld) was in Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire, which Great House of Westeros would they be part of or at least the most affiliated with?
House Targaryen
House Stark
House Lannister
House Baratheon
House Greyjoy
House Tully
House Arryn
House Martell
House Tyrell
Ways to approach the poll if the character isn’t a royal:
If you think they’d be from a smaller house, go with the Great House that that smaller house is sworn to (ex: House Manderly —> vote Stark)
They don’t have to be a nobleperson, they can be someone working for the house or being ruled by them. Roles could be a sworn-sword, a septa, a butcher, a blacksmith, or even a lowly peasant.
You can consider the region itself. For example, if you feel the character would be from Dorne, pick House Martell.
You can consider the personality of the character. For example, if your character is all about honor, then consider either House Arryn or House Stark.
Last, but not least, be creative with it! For example, there was a comment I read that the character who was the subject of the poll would be pulling a Littlefinger, so they went with either Lannister or Tyrell as that would be that character’s target houses.
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Jerry Seinfeld from Seinfeld
If Jerry Seinfeld (Seinfeld) was in Game of Thrones/A Song of Ice and Fire, which Great House of Westeros would they be part of or at least the most affiliated with?
House Targaryen
House Stark
House Lannister
House Baratheon
House Greyjoy
House Tully
House Arryn
House Martell
House Tyrell
Ways to approach the poll if the character isn’t a royal:
If you think they’d be from a smaller house, go with the Great House that that smaller house is sworn to (ex: House Manderly —> vote Stark)
They don’t have to be a nobleperson, they can be someone working for the house or being ruled by them. Roles could be a sworn-sword, a septa, a butcher, a blacksmith, or even a lowly peasant.
You can consider the region itself. For example, if you feel the character would be from Dorne, pick House Martell.
You can consider the personality of the character. For example, if your character is all about honor, then consider either House Arryn or House Stark.
Last, but not least, be creative with it! For example, there was a comment I read that the character who was the subject of the poll would be pulling a Littlefinger, so they went with either Lannister or Tyrell as that would be that character’s target houses.
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Decided to buy back my albums. On digital. So far I have 11. There were some 150 at least. That’s just those with cases. I no longer have a car. Some of them I bought before because I missed the acid trip. I bought the beauty process by l7. The room doesn’t know who L7 is. I learn about them at Goodyear. It’s like love battery for the porch. Still don’t know them that well.
The porch is the time when we get to struggle with Covid 19. It still comes around but you’re expected to be back to work after 5 days now. But I haven’t tested for it since when I was living at home in my tent. It exists.
The first time I couldn’t see. Like I couldn’t lift my eyelids. I got the strength in me to turn on Seinfeld. 30 episodes a season. Maybe 23. Who knows. For at least 5 seasons if not 10. The second time I was way better. Like that 5 day rule was a week for me and I just wore a mask for a few days maybe.
I listened to Seinfeld. I watched it eventually. But those first 3 seasons I only know what they look like from syndication.
It’s hard when something references the room to not cite the Air Force. They have to know I’m talking about them because they’re what makes this possible.
My counselor was in retirement when they called him in for these writings. He had my iPod touch that I left in the locker. He could show me this writing. It wouldn’t help him any but help him, myself, snap out of planning.
It’s a hard process. But it has to end some time. Like an edit from myself.
I like the porch because of how much I disliked congress. It’s an entertaining time to think on retrospectively. Because I was looking at a list of people who would have had to get fired for me to be a member. But sure enough they spent $200 more than I was willing to give them.
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My writing style and characters was me being forced to watch seinfeld since I was a fetus.
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Jerry: (to himself) I don’t believe this! Excuse me, I wonder if you could do me a favor? My uncle’s having a little problem with shoplifting..
Guard: Mm-hmm. Where’s your uncle?
Jerry: He’s over there in the overcoat. If you could just kind of put a scare into him… You know, set him straight…
Guard: We have a 51-50 in paperbacks. All units respond.
Jerry: ‘51-50’? That - that’s just a scare, right?
Guard: Sir, I’m gonna have to ask you to stand out of the way and let us handle this. Swarm! Swarm!
Leo: What?! I’m an old man! I’m confused!
Guard: You’re under arrest.
Jerry: I just wanted you to scare him.
Leo: Jerry, you ratted me out?!
Jerry: Hello?
Leo: Hello.
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does anyone remember that seinfeld episode where they think a restaurant serving pakistani food is a crazy idea because that was such a moment of cultural dissonance for me
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seinfeld 5x09 the masseuse
ok so jerry’s gone out with both skyler from breaking bad & now jennifer coolidge from the white lotus
&it’s gone p much exactly how you’d expect it to go each time
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Episode of Seinfeld season 10 where Jerry realizes as he’s breaking large rocks into little rocks that he’s laboring with four other people with J names. And he’s raving about it like “it’s like holding a flush! We always win, it’s always a good time breaking those rocks George” and George is all like “my hand is always awful I only ever get two pair when I’m working with one of my bald brothers.” And he talks to Elaine about it and she’s dismissive because she’s having a bad time with her cellmate who’s named like Elizabeth or some shit. And then George realizes he gets beat up less when he’s around another prisoner and he’s trying to figure out what they have in common to justify the value of ‘the hand’.
and then later in the episode when they get out of prison after a year Elaine is at the employment office she meets some quadruplets or spontaneously is in a room full of people with the last name benes who she’s not related to. Something like that.
And Kramer finds out that Newman was sentenced in another state for postal malpractice a week before he was released so he and Jerry are able to live in his apartment after losing theirs.
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erry: He’s a bubble boy.
George: A bubble boy?
Jerry: Yes. a bubble boy.
Susan: What’s a bubble boy?
Jerry: He lives in a bubble.
George: Boy!
Susan: So, what kind of a bubble? Like an igloo?
Jerry: No, that’s what I thought, but apparently, it’s just a big plastic dividing the room.
Susan: Oh,
George: What kind of plastic do you think it is? What do you think like that dry-cleaning plastic?
Jerry: That’s no good. He wouldn’t last ten minutes in there.
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As much as I love Seinfeld and is been one of my comfort shows for decades, I think that Curb Your Enthusiasm is even better. Seinfeld is funny and iconic (George and Frank Costanza are the best) but there is something edgier about Curb and I relate to Larry so many times that I love, love that show… and Larry interactions with Susie or Richard… chef kiss!
Unfortunately, the fact that I despise Jerry Seinfeld as person and I have this moral dilemma towards Seinfeld may be one of the reasons… yes, I know that he is in some episodes of Curb but it is not the same. I don’t have to see his stupid face in almost every shot.
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While I have mixed feelings about the people behind the TV show, I still watch Seinfeld for one primary reason: Kramer is the literal definition of a chaotic bisexual.
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Seinfeld 6x07 “The Soup”
★★★★★★★★★☆
Tracy Kolis. Writer: Fred Stoller. 1st of 6 episodes for Stephen Hytner as Kenny Bania, one of my favourite characters. Most of the comedy here feels unique to this show. Jerry’s reaction to the suit-dinner exchange, George’s manure monologue (and it’s consequences), Kramer’s anti-fridge lifestyle… I can’t think of any other show where these ideas would work. Oct-Dec 1994: NBC Thursday after Friends, before Madman of the People. Against Matlock (ABC); Chicago Hope (CBS); New York Undercover (Fox). 9/10
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Evelyn: Is everybody up?
Jerry: Hi. How are you?
Eevelyn: Hello Jerry.
Jerry: Evelyn, this is Elaine.
Elaine: (with pain) Hi, Evelyn.
Evelyn: Jerry, you got thin.
Jerry: Too thin?
Helen: Oh, stop worrying so much about how you look.
Evelyn: So where’s the new pen?
Jerry: What?
Evelyn: The pen. The one Jack Klompus gave you.
HELEN: How did you know that?
Evelyn: Blanche told me.
Helen: Blanche?
Eevelyn: That’s some good pen. It writes upside down.
Elaine: The astronauts use them.
Helen: What did Blanche say?
Evelyn: I don’t know. She said Jerry wanted the pen.
Jerry: I never really wanted the pen.
Morty: He gave him the pen.
Helen: Morty.
Evelyn: Why you don’t like the pen?
Jerry: No, no, I…
Evelyn: Cause if you don’t like it, give it back to him.
Helen: Is that what she said?
Evelyn: Who?
Helen: Blanche.
Evelyn: What are you talking about?
(The phone rings)
Helen: Hello? Oh, hello, Gussy. What? Jerry wouldn’t do that. Jack gave it to him. All he said was he liked it. I mean, nobody put a gun to his head. (to Jerry) You’re giving him back that pen.
Elaine: Somebody, please– THE AIR CONDITIONER!
Morty: Oh! I forgot all about it.
Jerry: All I said was, “I like the pen.”
Morty: How in the world do you work this thing?
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Elaine Benes was so not appreciated in her time. the urban sombrero would kill in 2026
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“Seinfeld” 090 (1994)
Tracy Kolis.
- Writer: Fred Stoller.
- 1st of 6 episodes for Stephen Hytner as Kenny Bania, one of my favourite characters.
- Most of the comedy here feels unique to this show. Jerry’s reaction to the suit-dinner exchange, George’s manure monologue (and it’s consequences), Kramer’s anti-fridge lifestyle… I can’t think of any other show where these ideas would work.
- Oct-Dec 1994: NBC Thursday after Friends, before Madman of the People. Against Matlock (ABC); Chicago Hope (CBS); New York Undercover (Fox).
9/10
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Jerry looks up from his comic as George saunters into the apartment.
“What’s with you?”
He taps a file folder against the back of the dining chair. "I uh, got my results back,“ he says rocking back on his heels.
"And?”
“1% black.”
Jerry raises his eyebrows. “Reallyy.”
He smirks passing a hand across his lip and leans forward. "You know about the one drop rule.“
"Oh boy.” Jerry says rolling his eyes.
“I’m black.”
“You’re not black!”
“It’s a rule, Jerry,” he says giddy. "I’m a brother!“
"You’re not a brother!” He says his voice reaching a high whine.
George nods adjusting his sleeves with a grin. "You know what else that means?“
"You can’t use the word.”
“Why not?”
“Because you can’t!” He shrieks.
His shoulders slump. “Yeah I know. But,” he says cheering, they’re having a protest down on 8th street. "
“So?”
“So,” He shrugs. “I thought I’d go down, join in.”
“You’re not black!”
“So, that means I can’t join a protest? I can join a protest!” He says growing louder. "There were white people in those sit ins too ya know.“
"Jerry.” Kramer says crashing into the apartment. "Oh, hey, George. Jerry did you hear about George?“
"He’s not black!”
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Another thing shared by Seinfeld and Friends, how awfully unfunny the last two cash-grabbing seasons were…
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Gennice: (crying)
Jerry: (to himself)Now, what am I supposed to do here? Would you like me to go over there? It’s not like somebody died. It’s “Beaches,” for god’s sake. If she was sitting next to me I’d put my arm around her. I can’t be making a big move like going over there. I can’t. I won’t.
(Next day)
Jerry: She called me this morning and told me she was upset I didn’t console her. I mean, it was “Beaches,” for god’s sake. What do you do in a situation like that?
George: Where were you?
Jerry: I was sitting on the chair. She was over here on the couch.
George: Well you know, if you were sitting right next to her you’d have to console her no matter what.
Jerry: Of course.
George: When you’re talking about a movie like “Beaches”, moving from the chair to the couch , … that’s quite a voyage.
Jerry: Yeah.
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Seinfeld will be fun and games until its suddenly a high art black mirror episode and a studio audience is laughing while George Costanza shrugs at the death of his fiance after cheating on her.
I was enjoying myself but now i have to sit with the cosmic horror experiencing sa in a dentist office then deal with a godlike disembodied crowd of laughter everytime i try to advocate for myself. The ending where jerry just sits with the weight of that…
WHAT!??!
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An evil robot duplicate of himself.
The George Constanza line asks the most important question of anyone fictional or otherwise: can they win in a fight with George Costanza? The answers may shock you.
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Seinfeld 6x08 “The Mom & Pop Store”
★★★★★★★★☆☆
Elsa Raven, Jon Voight. Inspired idea for a storyline. (Based on a real events.) It works here because George’s character is so well defined. It’s another episode where someone’s life/business is ruined. This time, Kramer does the deed. The final scene is funny, but it feels like the script–by Tom Gammill & Max Pross–had to work really, really hard to get to it. Oct-Dec 1994: NBC Thursday after Friends, before Madman of the People. Against Matlock (ABC); Chicago Hope (CBS); New York Undercover (Fox). 8/10
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George: Jerry! Up here!
Jerry: Yeah. Hey, what do you want me to do with this?
George: I can’t come out. They’re standing right by the door. Throw it up!
Jerry: Really?
George: Yeah. Yeah. It’s the only way. Come on. What are you kidding me?
Jerry: Will you get this horse outta here. He’s killing me. I can’t get any oxygen.
Kramer: I don’t wanna go back on there!
George: Come on!
Jerry: (grunting)
George: (grunting) Hey! Hey, wait a second. I got an idea. Come on! Come on!
Jerry: Wait a second! I never baited a hook with a rye before. Your hook is too small. This is for, like, a muffin. All right. Take it away.
George: Come on. Come on. Come on. Yeah. Yeah. Schnitzer’s.
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by season 8 vanderpump rules is really losing its shine but we gotta push through to reach scandoval… we are like elaine forcing herself through ten disgusting atomic subs to get the free one at the end… i want the season i earned!!
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I love Seinfeld and I feel like that’s the most npc thing I like. I find it actually funny and it keeps my attention span, but an embarrassing thing is that I started eating coffee cakes only because the show has shown a bunch of coffee cakes. 
In case you didn’t know what a coffee cake is it looks like this one of my favorite desserts 
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“Seinfeld” 089 (1994)
Elsa Raven, Jon Voight.
- Inspired idea for a storyline. (Based on a real events.) It works here because George’s character is so well defined.
- It’s another episode where someone’s life/business is ruined. This time, Kramer does the deed.
- The final scene is funny, but it feels like the script–by Tom Gammill & Max Pross–had to work really, really hard to get to it.
- Oct-Dec 1994: NBC Thursday after Friends, before Madman of the People. Against Matlock (ABC); Chicago Hope (CBS); New York Undercover (Fox).
8/10
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seinfeld polycule duo ranking
🥇. jerrygeorge
🥈. elainekramer
🥉. georgelaine
4. jerrykramer
5. kramergeorge
6. jerryelaine
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my daughter bartends at a venue where John O'Hurley the “J. Peterman” was a part of an event. Quick framing for her with fIea market finds.
